Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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