I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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