You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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