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(972): View more from Texas

Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Her vagina should come with caution tape.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"

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(815): View more from Illinois

I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.

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(219): View more from Indiana

By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone

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(250): View more from British Columbia

If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.

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(613): View more from Ontario

you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.

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(585): View more from New York

Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern

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