shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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