I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We don't watch enough power rangers
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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