Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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