you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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