Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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