there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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