Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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