I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i will never coherently bang her
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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