dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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