Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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