Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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