I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
