Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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