the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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