I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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