I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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