: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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