So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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