Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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