There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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