can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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