just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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