I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
this will be a night to untag.
I want her autograph on my taint
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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