you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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