How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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