Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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