she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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