what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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