Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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