Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
