I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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