It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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