We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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