This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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