Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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