wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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