Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
you never un-have a 4some
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