two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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