Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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