I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i think im in europe. pls send help
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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