; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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