Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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This baby is an asshole
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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