i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Even my vagina gasped.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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