Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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