Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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