I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I need water and some morals
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Randomize
