Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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