I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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