So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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