Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
