i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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