You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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