Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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